Sunday, July 30, 2006
nani!
screw being depressed and paranoid, i'm too happy right now. yes it takes very little to make me happy.
meri choti choti khushiyan hain, chota sa dil hai mera. i am a masoom bacha. yas me.
i am listening to this depressing song by michelle branch called 'here with me' and this woman is so my kind of sappy. i'm listening to her albums 'the spirit room and hotel paper' all over again. i swear the woman knows what to say. and shut up i like her, her songs are nice. khair, choro.
my grandmother or as i like to call her 'nani!' (yes with the exclamation mark, to be pronounced with super excitement) came yesterday to be with me for the next three months. she is a cute wonder, a big bubble cushion. i like sitting next to her and talking about random relatives and how i think that they need to get a life or something. she has brought me many things, and i am the bitch to point out the 'keeray' in them. yes i'm a bitch when it comes to clothes. but she brought me a graduation present, it's a ring. awwww we're now engaged. awww.
she says she misses me alot, i mean ofcourse i am the great now, am i not? hahaha she says no one makes chai like i do and that there is no crazy random girl running through the house making cartoon noises, and the house is so empty without me. this all makes me so homesick and sad. but all this 'tum kitna pyara bacha ho' talk only shall last for a week, after which she'll say 'tum mujhay zehr lagnay lag gayi ho'. hahahaha. yes she will say that i know, naufal mamoo has made this prediction. she smells really nice also, i think i will always remember her like this. she wears this perfume, don't know what it's called. but i should find out. fatimah too is very happy, she has gotten nice clothes that don't quite fit her, but nani is the master of the sewing machine, so we now have hope. yaay for us.
today mama and i were convincing nani how good gay men are. they're friendly, helpful, keep their house clean and also give good fashion tips. finally my mom and i agree on something. i think i'll be safe in college if i befriend all the gay men, who knows i might even be able to dress like a decent human being. and it's good news for my mom and dad also. hahahaha.
these three cousins of mine are getting married (two to each other and third one to this childhood playfriend. sigh) in august and i want to be there, for the food only. the shaadi itself doesn't interest me. today i watched another cousins engagement movie, from the fathers side. it was so painfully formal. i have been scarred for life. i have decided, i will have a painfully informal engagement/wedding. enough to scare the shit of all the aunties and other people who shall forever remain on my case. informal is nice, you can look back on it in 10 years and smile, instead of being like being all bitchy about it. i mean atleast you had fun and did not sit like a useless duck.
i want dead striaght hair like these chinese girls i used to see in school. college starts in september and i am the least bit excited. yaar i want to come back to pakistan for a while. you know just roam around and see what people are doing, and also ofcourse to eat nice food. i am such a food oriented person, you know you can easily bribe me with food. there now, you know my weakness. no wait, also with nice shoes and clothes.
'my skin feels like orange peel' - (sincitytheme) the servants. kya kamal gaana hai yeh.
he says: 'we eat chinese off our knees'
see food is a beautiful thing.
acha so since nani has landed, we all are jet lagged, we are all following her sleeping pattern. hahah it's so funny. we all keep on falling asleep. she indeed is greatness thrusted upon this household. hahaha. i am hungry now and i think i will go drink a diet pepsi and eat something nice. it's 10:06pm and i am wide awake.
these days the phone is my bestfriend. i love my phone people. nausheen, tehreem, mehwish and huda. the whole lot of them. HAHAHAHAHA. yes i love them all too much.
p.s look look i have a cyber pet, it's such a cute peguin. no? but i am to change it's name soon. but click on more and feed it green fish. it does a cute little dance phir. also i love the peguins in madagascar, i want one as a pet in real life now. it would be so much fun.
2 Comments:
hahahahahaha the new fami!!!! hahaha!
i love your nani man. she be so cool. even if i haven't met her... well i sort of have no? :P hahahaha
michelle branch and dido are my life. i need to make a new playlist soon.
i'm in a weird mood again.
also, can i say how freaky it is that mehr is watching madagascar this exact instant, as i read your post?
